List of Huntingdonshire Cabmen

                            (a homage to J.B.Morten "Beachcomber" of the Daily Express)

The following announcements and awards are hereby to be promulgated with immediate effect:

1st gear green endorsements

Helmet P. Humpback-Camel 
Gregory Ann Chant
Terrapin Prune-Fondler

3 gear with synchromesh clusters. 
Marigold Gloves
Peter Peanut-Spread
Gladys Glandular-Fever


4 Gear 
Garfield Mobile-Canteen
Winston W Walrus-Tithamster
Bertram Bottom-Burp OBE
Dingleberry Skidmark-Smyth the Third 
Derby Dismounted-Toadstool  KCB


Special Announcements
Sadly Sir Sidney Slightly-Bent MBE etc has been anointed with due unction following his recent experience with a swan kettle at home. His death leaves open the position of Chief Gear Knob and Mungerbadger for the south east district. 

Only suitably mounted Blandwanglers may apply for strangulation following inspection and vetting. Applications should be forwarded, with supporting evidence of practical Mungering and Badgering within the community and witnessed by seven Cabmen Ranked 3rd gear or above to The Most Worshipful Gear Knob for her appreciation. 


Births
Cabman Johnathan and Wendy Wankel-Rotaryengine a boy suddenly on the 5A bus tuesday last on the Uxbridge by-pass. Christening at Hayes Bus Station 23 feb. 

Marriages 
Wimble Dimwit and Miss Lucinda Largely-Limp at St Clements, Clapton Crab Sandwich Isle of Dogs on or about the 24th March. 

Deaths 
Major General Sir Wilson P.D. Preamble-Dictionary CBE, Mid, Crested Newt and bar. In bed following a dispute over the bill with his Valet Miss Candy Ample. Burial at sea off Lands End. Flowers to be sent to - 23.5 deg East 45.6 deg North. 

Foreign Cabmen 
Baron Heinrich Von Der Humble-Apfel-Strudle -  Ritter Kross mit kotofel salat und Germuse. In his Panzer wednesday last near Warsaw. 

Administration: 
Owners of the IGM 2000 Turbo main frame Intel Muncher series are to note: 
Following the recent conflagulationary divestment of the main spring collecting data plodder it has been decided that all mainframe biannual grunge gathering device supporting documentation must be inspected by Miss Ann Ually of head office quarterly. This should negate any further instances of multiple gland expansion and meandering of the hemispherical pinion rack connected to the data gander. Please refer to your manual on this subject and ensure your turn and bank indicators are fully retracted when leaving or entering a main intersection. No special safety precautions are necessary and the aid of a safety net is only recommended if you need to remove the bladder ladder and inspection plate therein to get into the main disc mounting shaft prior to lubrication of the top mast ball race and chain driven megasplicer.  Care should be taken to ensure your hands stay attached to your wrists throughout this operation.