Note: Following the major IT malfunction last week and subsequent to a full investigation, the results of which are as follows.
The Main Frame sub-isotronic discomfibulator in the box alert tag was in error and causing a malfunction of the organic/electronic interface device. The frajellationary hyperwobble disconfibulated the thrung gasket causing a flux of plus or minus 5 gagablats at the mainframe input gland. Narturally as this was outside the makers garunteedification parameters a handraulically operated knockometer was employed to jolt the flabbervale back in to oscillation with successful results.
Amendments to the list are therefore delayed a further week.
Births
Sid and Susan Sinbad a daughter at home tuesday last.. Christening at St Grots, Middleton Hernia, Herts on the 23rd.
Marriages
Matthew Hugemember and Gladys Gladly at Margate Registry Office.. Reception at the Grotty Duck, the High Street. Mungerford.
Deaths
Marsupial Mandrake Ganderblat Suddenly in the fuse box at home wednesday last. Service at St Voles in the Underground. Herts. No confetti please. Donations to Save the Ganderblat PO Box 768 London SW 1
Hadrian Humpbacked-Swanvesta in a Road Traffic Accident south bound M25 clockwise between junction 26 and 27. Service at the Little Chef Clacket Lane Services 10.30 tuesday next.
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