List of Huntingdonshire Cabmen (Special Report)

Due to numerous enquiries concerning the reported discumfibulation experienced by our main frame I.T. support and in particular the disconnection of the horizontal margin episodic wave guide some further explanation may help.

As anyone with a basic gasp of megatronic technowobble knows the panjam upside valve shift during frequency hyper modulation within time frame continuational smothering becomes nuetronic. However, only  during notional flabgathering, then a divergence of plus or minus 5 Giga Watsits may induce undalations in the modulational diction and language boards concurrent with a major malfunction of the grabber flange.

Thus, was the case in our Spliced 500 series mounted module and of course the outcome was predictable! Naturally we have isolated the panvirtibral disconverter and this has now been sent off for reconfiguration and possible convergence testing - cost and time permitting.

In the meantime handraulic operations of a more manual nature have been put into effect and in accordance with national park perambulatory regulations within and outside of our policy towards the same.

We hope that clears up any of your comments and look forward to resumption of IT supported operations once this unfortunate situation is corrected.

Note: For those of you using metric posidrives then of course the flux wave guide parabolic oscillation at the amplitude modulator becomes flat at ambient temperatures. Hope that clears that one up!!!