Note: Following the recent mainframe meltdown experienced at our East Bloomington on Sea office and the subsequent loss of data experienced when the hypersplat cavity neuroflop discharged into memory of the Mountfield 50cc Gigantibrain forcing temporal vibronics and damage beyond designed parameters it was decided to scrap any further intergorazontal bivehicular transplozion in order to save on standard summer time. .
Thererfore, as a temporary fix the splindshaft nipple big end seal has been by-passed and replaced with a Biblical Colonoscopic Datagrabber 2000 mega gland. Naturally, this may take sometime to reach harmonious equalisationality and until moderate flux levels are experienced normal safety margins will be assumed to have been reached before the assigned troposcatterisational transducement occures usually on the third tuesday after easter or half past two in equatorial term time. Notwithstanding equinoxal transmogrifibral plazma ingestion......of course!
Once again your temporal moderation is greatly apprehended by those less fortunate than the others that may have experienced similar if different circumstances without any loss of major matrixs control being experienced most Tuesdays and or and market days (lighting up time 19.30) as has been reported to be the case in several occassions bi-laterally and without due cause; which ever is the sooner.
Thank you
Ed
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