Saturday, 12 December 2015
Sodding Yanks have screwed up my Nutti Bar.
Ohh What is this disgusting taste in my mouth!!!! ????? Woe is me dear reader. Tis nearly Christmas and me fruit and nut has been trashed by a bunch of bloody yanks who promised not to touch a thing when they took over my beloved Cadburys' chocolate company of Bournville England. Swines and scum bags said they would not change a thing in our once superb and world renown chocie bar company of delight. Now every Cadbury's chocolate bar tastes nothing like it should or did. The chocolate is over sweet and yucky and the fruit and nut aint like what it should be like.. What is going on? How dear they allow this degradation of a once strategic resource. Is there nothing sacred. Blody Yanks just cant stop messing with things that just do not need messing with. .Never trust a Yank dear reader. Especially when it comes to you fav choci bar. But I spose its all part of Tory Britain. Lets privatise and sell off the family silver.. Look at us. We do not own a thing. The Chinese and French owning me power, Germans owning my water and buggering up my car and Yanks owning me nutty bar... Its all total pants.. Toblerone I suppose is still Toblerone. Why mess with a good thing? God bless the Swiss. Never thought I would say that!
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