Blatherwyck En-Crout Weekly Parish Gazette Week Ending 5th ocober 2016

Please forward any items you wish to be published at least one Tuesday before the next Thursday unless Wednesday is earlier in which case thats fine. We are particularly interested in any stories concerning village life and of course events etc. So, without further ado:

Weekly round up;
The Girl Guides report a splendid time was had by all at the recent Spring Bring and Buy Jam and Cake special. The Pack Leader Marge Margarine reports "for the first time we sold slightly more than we ate (ha ha) and only three Guides were hospitalised" Well done Marge!

The Blathewyck Photography Club reports a considerable increase this year of activity by its junior club. Everyone in the village must be aware of the activities of William Tagger and his box brownie. 
William has taken to photography like a duck to orange sauce and his efforts are becoming the talk of the club. William and his brother Tom work together with notable success and a selection of their work is to be forwarded to the authorities in due course. 

The ladies cross country basket chase has once again brought glory to Blatherwyck this year coming a glorious 54th in the trans Yorkshire Dales Dash last Tuesday. Hadretta Hunicombe-Bumble  reports; "the gals did a splendid job in overalls and particularly in the hurdles phase. Sandra Wombleton-Crashvest, Prunella Custard and Bunty Butterball (in the basket) took a first at the catch the clay pigeon event. Plucky Lilly Wendleberry-Worthington gave it her all when her basket sank mid stream at the river crossing and unfortunately was declared lost causing a by-election in Sutton on sea. All in all a most commendable effort by all concerned. The team would like to thank all of you who came and supported them"

All those who have been concerned at the plight of the Moongoose family may be relieved at the news that the four sisters have now been placed in care.  

Weekly events:
Laughter for life:

 

Thursday next 7.30 pm Village Hall, Wendy Hump-Gently will be holding her - now highly popular - laughter class for ladies. Please remember you incontinents pads ladies. 

The partially sighted rifel club has been cancelled until further notice after the unfortunate death of the instructor last week. Denbyshire Constabulary fire arms unit have disarmed the class and the armed siege is over. 

Births Marriages and Deaths
Births:
On a bike suddenly.. Mary Whateveridge-Parsley last wednesday Luckily Mary was wearing bicycle clips. 

Marriages:
Mary Whateveridge-Parsley to AN Other  private party at Bendbridge Registry Office. 

Deaths:
Sasdly at home following a short illness Mrs Edwina Stoke-Fumbler nee Trouser Stroke.. Cremation at sea.