Parish news:
This sunday (the first after extension week) is Oak Wednesday in the Gregarian calender and the last before the next one. Please note; The very Rev Parsnip Wombleton Bladderblast will be in attendance for the week. Pets are welcome.
All those wishing to have thier extensions blessed are to do so. A small donation can be made next to the font. Please ensure your planning application has been viewed prior to the blessing. Some of you may recall the sad events surrounding Jim Harris's extention which shocked his next door neighbour Gladys last spring and its unplanned sad removal by the council.
Village hall.
Following the discovery of a world war two WVS scone under the sink last week the kitchen has been placed out of bounds until Madge Morris (formerly meals on wheels) can identify the strain and genus to health and safety officials prior to removal.
Naturally this will mean there will be no hot or cold food or beverages being produced this week. Those of you who had some of Mildred's Cottage Pie last month may feel this a blessing.
Club News:
Canned Fruit Assoication.
Meets Mondays every second month. 1700 in the club room. Bring yourself. Last months kewi fruit compot was said to be depressing nicely.
Photography club:
Last weeks glamour class was attended by a capacity crowd to see Candy Snack and appreciate her photogenic attributes. The fight for the front seats did however mar the proceedings somewhat and a cordon has been arranged for any future events including Miss Snack.
French lessons are to be given by Madam Du Blarrrrrrrr this year behind the bike shed most wednesday evenings. Her calling card is in the village phone box for those wishing home tutoring.
The Herbshire and Colieweston Classic Car Club meet at the Clutch and Grease Nipple P/H has been cancelled until further notice following the multiple pile up on the A47 between Utoxeter and Blatherwick on Good Thursday last.
Births Marriages and Deaths.
Births:
Marvis and Henry Brand-Hunter A Boy 8lbs 3 oz at home - Christening at St Plods in the sand Thursday 23rd Oct. Viewing by appointment.
Marriages:
Miss Pru Dential and Mr Harvey Flossmonger Jnr at St Plods in the Sand 24th Oct. Rev Spoonbill presiding. Flowers welcome - be advised the toilets are still blocked following the W.I. Curry Night.
Deaths:
In his shed Wednesday last noisily. Herbert Singed-Gently. Following an unfortunate accident with his home brew kit. Health and Safety and HM Customs and Excise are investigating. Parts of Herb were found as far afield and Widdicom St Anns! Service at St Plods in the Sand 30th October. No flowers please - donations to Radio for the Deaf. Thank You.
No comments:
Post a Comment