Thursday, 28 May 2015

The List of Huntingdonshire Cabmen

Many Moons ago a simply superb chap invented a list of registered Cabmen domicile in the great county of Huntingdonshire. It was published weekly in the Express under the name of Beachcomber. It was simply a list of names thus:
Wackbender M.S.
Fottingbladder T.
Wotnot S.
Snide F.


In honor of Beachcomber I have decided to re-instate the list with a twist and thus:

List of Huntingdonshire Cabmen Week ending My 29 2015.

Awarded first gear
Helmut Welbent
Sidney Potterton-Greased-Nipple
William Snottswot

Awarded Second Gear

Wendy  Wandsworth Gently-Daft
Prentice Prat

Awarded Third Gear

Teddy Bear
Elvis Braggwort-Muchbinding

Top gear
Baden Iron-Dirigible

Over drive in waiting

Lord Crispin Terribly-Earnest
Shake Bin liner
Hadrian the Terrible (Danish Chapter)

Over drive with Oak leaf Clusters Honoury Award.
Grevell Wilson Marmalade Dignitas DSO RIP
Herr Flottilla Kapitan Eric The Suicidal Krapanpants. Ritter Kruize mit Germuse. (German Chapter)
Countess Constance Mumbles Third Bog Brush in Waiting to HMG.

Cabmen Amendements:

Died suddenly of a car crash
Ford Dent

Died suddenly of a Tuesday
Prentice Prune M.B.E and rash.

Pictures of John Morten (the real deal) and dear old (I told you I was ill) Spike who loved him. As I do.


Sad news from Alsace:
The last surviving ball of fluff died last night. Sad but we can content ourselves that the two siblings died surrounded by the love that should be afforded to all. For to die unloved an alone is a terrible thing. Bless Katy, Phil and his Father for affording the we trumps the time and love to die as befits any of Gods creatures.

That could I suppose bring us naturally to the recent news item surrounding the re-introduction of the bill on assisted dying.

I have nothing much to add to that debate, other than a need to some for of very firm control to stop older people (particularly those alone) from opting for death simply because they feel a burden. Something the elderly are prone to.

Other than that, I can see the logic and simple compassion inherent in the argument and as long as that is the sole driving force behind the bill and not expediency then I concur. QED.




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