Been a while since last I tapped out a missive. Since last I wrote the dear wife has decided after 20 years that she has tired of my company and I have moved to the wonderful Lincolnshire wolds. Bob and I are now retired lotus eaters intent to stand and stare. I continue to wonder why the world refuses to learn from history and look at amazement at the mess my country has become, due to Political Correctness, Health and Safety replacing common sense. The election bored me stupid and lets face it, until PR replaces first passed the post democracy is dead. Case in point UKIP registered 4 million votes and got one seat in parliament!!!!
Well, I promise to write more frequently, now I have the time.. Todays thought; Is the world getting more violent and if so why? I seem to recall less war and more peace in the cold war...
On another subject: I have been separated now for some 18 months from the old gal and miss the old cuddle and tried a computer dating site... My God.. what a nightmare that was. Full of women looking for cheap holidays, Players up to no good and strange types who left their husbands of many years to find green pastures and have now decided that the old man was not so bad and are looking for a reasonable clone.
Perhaps I should go back to lurking around the root veg in my local supermarket. I met one women who had been injected with that much bottox that she had be embalmed and another with who had recently had a complete personality by-pass operation.. She just sat there for 45 mins like a startled rabbit. My favorite, however, was a psychiatrist who really needed one.
So, top tip.. Dating sites... They lie folks..Ohhh and "likes to lay before an open fire" means they are up for indoor sports..
Have fun.
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