Defence (yes American spell checker DEFENCE) of the realm is bugging me again. How can we stop anyone intent on no good with an army that could be outnumbered by a capacity crowd at Wembley..
PLUS, we are an island and have no maritime patrol aircraft. Every time a Ruski sub is noted around our shores we have to ask the Norwegians or French to go have a look now. What pudding worked that one out!
However, the prize for Best dickhead in a factual based f...k up at the MoD has to go to the prize nob who sold the Harrier jump jets to the Americans. Now we have a brand new shiny aircraft carrier with no aircraft and will probably lease the great white elephant to the Yanks to fly the Harriers we sold them off it. You could not make it up could you.
Nothing new mind you. I remember when they took a complete squadron of Nimrods (maritime patrol aircraft) spent a mint on them to upgrade them to airborne early warning planes and it did not work and they all had to be scrapped. Then they scrapped they did the same again with the rest of the Nimrods when they nearly completed upgrade was costing too much. Hence we now have no maritime patrol aircraft.. I could go on but me blood pressure!!! Still, we may not have any conventional forces but we can always nuke the bad guy.. Bit OTT mind you.. But cost effective.
Then there is proportional representation. I voted UKIP there I said it.. and so did nearly four million other Brits.. Now how the hell did we end up with only one MP.
My favorite bit of BS this week is now apparently there is something called authority disorder and its real.. Some kids (sorry young adults) can have it especially when disciplined..... Well, so do adults and Im getting it. Only its called Stroppy Kid Avoidance Disorder. Can I have some counselling please?
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