List of Huntingdonshire Cabmen

List of Huntingdonshire Cabmen week ending 4th September 2015:

1st gear:
Worsnip Dingle
Gregory Gripe
Percy Parnsip
Daily Tonic

2nd Gear
Humpty Blastfart
Mandrake Miser
Prentice W Walderblad Snr
Grott the Terrible of the planet Zog

3rd Gear
Hamilton Housetrained
Mandy Mouse-Trap
Fred Fumble

4th Gear
Unidexter Unbridled Lust
Erwin Appliance
Susan Undergarments
Fred Thread

5th Gear
Marsupial Mainbrace-Gargle
Arch Bishop Marmalade P Walrustittie
Baroness Brenda Blast-Foghorn of Strangled in the Hedges Glos.
Prentice Poopshoot

RIP
Mary Mongoose-Featherstone on Tuesday last, in bed. Donations to Arthur Dents Truss only please.

Graham Graduated and Miss Pamela Pavement are pleased to announce their engagement this thursday last. Bands to be played at St Grundfuttocks in the meadow. Objections welcome.

The birth of a boy to Sir Basil Blustery-Bloomers OBE KCBE DFC VD and Scars Retd and Marsha Blustery -Bloomers etc etc is announced at home following a brief bought of wind.

Club News;
The Wansworth Ladies Chapter announce the winner of the guess the scones terminal velocity as Mrs Catherine Capacity-Crowd with 2.4 meters per second.