Due to administrative discofibulation concurrent with the hyperinflationary problematic vibraphonics found in the mainframe at head office we are unable to publish the portion concurrent with the current list currently.
Therefore, only notices are available for publication this week. The problem is being worked on by our IT department who report that the epicyclic main thrust parameters are regurgulating within plus or minus five gigawotsits above best fracture levels and outside of normal temperature and climatic conditions, this may account for the loss of data before wide girth band interconnectivity prolapsed, as was the case last week.
Naturally we will keep you posted, or use the post if its not fixed soon.
Notices:
Births
Maurice and Susan Humbleton-Mousdroppings - a son - at home tuesday last. Blessings at St Bolder in the Vales.
Marriages
George Coal and Susan Lump - saturday last - Civil Registrar - Civic Hall.Barnstaple. Reception at the Car wash High Street Filling Station Straddlethorpe Lancs.
Deaths
The death of Sir Hadrian Cuthbert Mantrouser-Extension DSO, KB, Woolwich Arsenal Rtd at home in a his bath tub with a fan heater. Wife doing well. Donations to Save the Korean Humpbacked Ganderduck please.
Miss Grace Frenella Fannyfuddle-Gladly Msc in Burbleton - upon - Soar, Nursing home. Missed by her Game Keeper Boris. Flowers only please. Service next Wednesday St Ditherintons in the field.
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