Friday, 7 August 2015

The list of Huntingdonshire Cabmen Weekending 7th July


Their Lordships are happy to announce the awards for the week ending the 7th July 2015 are as follows:

Award of 1st gear:
Terence Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzterence
Mountfield Steadfast-Smythe
Larry Lump-hammer
Grunge the Horrible of Karpathia

Award of 2nd gear:
Olive Omelette
Flavia Frump-Burger
Gargantua Grope
Hilda Hyperbolic-Escapevelocity
Justine Time.

Award 3rd gear:
Lute Limpwater
Brian Pronounced-Lisp
William Potterton- Peapod
Captain Wilson Crispbread

Award of 4th gear:
Bill Grot
Francis Trouser-Multitask
Hamilton Twonk the Third

Award of 5th gear:
Virginia Vigorous-Thrust
Lou Lard
Manx Manglewort
Lord Henry Lightly-Boiled
Clare Vision


Note: Following central committee ratification of the award of Huntingdonshire Cabman Fully Synchromesh with diamond gear stick and crunch nut clusters has been awarded to:
Sir Singleton Wilson Frederick Marmalade-Baskettcase OBE RAC/AA BSA and handle bar.

Club news;
Margate
Has been de-listed following the list falling down.

Harrow branch man powered flight demonstration by Damion Patch has been cancelled due to the results of an earlier demonstration. Get well cards should be forwarded to A&E Derby General Hospital.

Sir Sidney Strangely-Shapedwalnut Will speak on his recent trip up the Limpopo by pogostick at the band stand Wimbledon Common on tuesday the umpteenth October. Bring your own deck chair and rain wear.

RIP:
LoH is sad to announce the departure of:
Mandrake Mandible-Mince
Chuck Dimwit
Ned Dead - Poor Ned


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