Addendums to the list of Huntingdonshire Cabmen week ending 30th August 2015:

First Gear:
Barry Barely-Audible
Hogan Octagonal-Touserpress
Fanny the Fishermens-Friend
Count Ten
Frederick the Flatulent of Pomerania

Second Gear
Wilbur Legbrace
Freddy Finkeldinklestinklestien
Cedric Shirtail the III
Barry Bladderwort-Plague

Third Gear
Tim Dim
Elspeth Marsupial Ganderbrace the incontinent third Barnett of Hogfarts-in-the-Hedges
Mable Marbles-Gone
J Arthur Rank

Fourth Gear
The Rev Trevor Knee-Tremble All Saints Mainly-Flooded Glos.
Francis Fridge Freezer
General Horticulture


Fifth Gear
Mandrake Mandible-Extension
Count Claude de Formed of Normandy
Willie Wont-He


Fifth Gear With Diamond Clusters and Fruit Salad
HRH The Duchess Constance Krapper de  Water-Closet KCbO Md PM/AM and Bar twice removed bog brush in waiting to the Royal Chamber pot.

Special Notes:
Mildred Pettigrew and Miss Helena Bon Chance announce the reading of the bands at St Slightly Bent-Spires, Preston Bissett, Berks has been delayed due to rising damp following a fire in the vestry.

Correction to last weeks list:
Second gear... Delete Rubber - Insert Finger.
Third gear...... Delete Andy Error-Intoto. In toto.

RIP
Dilbert Dead-Weight  will be laying in state at the Coop Funeral Parlor and Garden Centre, Boxhill on sea between the hours of 1 and 1.15 am next tuesday week. Viewing by prior arrangement only please. Bring your own seat and optical aids.

Mary Mangled - at home (natural causes) despite husbands best efforts.. Sadly missed. Contributions to the rifle club.