Man once said to me "two sides of A4 and one graph, if you must, is all one should inflict on your betters. AND if you have to produce more be prepared to move to warmer climes!"
Good advice and Ill try to keep it brief.
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56 years rotund, own teeth, sane with certificate to prove it and living in centre of United Kingdom AKA Great Britain.
One wife two dependents one estranged. One dog (Bob the dog) one cat (Percy-Cat)
Abode - Small cottage with large mortgage.
Object of Blog to placate wife who seems to think this will be good for me.
Political view. Very non PC and slightly to the right of centre.
I have no feminine side and have a shed to prove it.
Likes - Old Things and restoring them. I think its a crime the amount of things we throw away.
Hates - New things Particularly North America excluding Canada.
Young Blonde Female sports presenters who know sweet Fanny Adam about sport.
Banks period
Politicians period
Builders bloody period
Estate Agents Oh and their stupid cars, particularly BMWs and Audi TT types. What or what is the reason for an Audi TT someone?
Orange sun tans and the burks that get them.
People who wear glasses and don't need to.
All reality TV shows
All Soaps
Radio One
All Cooking Programmes
Anything with Devina McCall in it.
People who talk as if asking a question? That includes all Austrailians and say "Oh my God" a lot.
Likes:
My wife
Youngest sibling and my dog
My house
Radio 4
BBC 4
Harry Enfield and Friends
The smell of a good cigar and brandy.
Riley leather intereors
Steam Trains
The sound of a Spitfire
The smell of coffee, fresh bread and bacon
Toad in the hole
Lamb and mint sauce
Bitter beer and good port and stilton
The smell of wet grass and a game of cricket on a village green.
Gunsmoke.
Channel number 5
Poached eggs on toast
German Sausage and fried potatoes
Fully fashioned Nylon Stockings
Total Bliss. My wife in Channel Number five and stockings flirting over the brandy and cigars!
Work:
RAF
Police
RAF
FCO
City
Tutor
Prison Service
Stroke
Getting better.
Interests:
Old Cars
Old Wireless Sets
Cricket
Fully Fashioned Nylon Stockings and Legs in them particularly rear aspect.
Music
Good Book
I reckon that will do. More tomorrow
Rgds Fatboyflin
I am grumpy cat (sweet pea/snowy) at least you are not the object of his insane obsession, that's me, how do you think I feel?? My tummy is all quivery lolxx
ReplyDeleteFred? You are supposed to be on here entertaining us! x
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